2018 Snow Storm

> It was snowing all last night. So my day went like this:

> 8:00 I made a snowman.
> 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why it wasn’t a snowwoman.
> 8:15 So, I also made a snowwoman.
> 8:17 My neighbours’ nanny complained about my snowwoman’s voluptuous chest.
> 8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it should have been
> two snowmen instead.
> 8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose. Carrots
> are veggie food and must not be desecrated to decorate snow figures
> with.
> 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snowwoman is white.
> 8:31 The Muslim across the road wants the snowwoman to wear a headscarf.
> 8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
> 8:42 They tell me the broomstick of the snowwoman needs to be removed
> because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse when I
> mutter: “Yeah, if it’s up your a***”
> 8:45 A TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference
> between snowmen and snow- women? I reply, “Snowballs.” That gets me
> accused of being sexist.
> 8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being
> blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
> 9:00 I’m on the TV news as a suspected terrorist, intent on stirring
> up trouble during this difficult weather.
> 9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
> 9:29 A little known jihadist group claims it was their plot.
>
> Moral: There is no moral to this story. It’s just the screwed-up country we live in today.

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ICE chief warns illegal immigration ‘not going to be OK anymore’

I like the way this man thinks and speaks.

In a fiery speech to hundreds of law enforcement officers,Thomas Homan, the acting director of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement excoriated the political enablers of illegal immigration on Wednesday, saying he’ll “never back down” from safeguarding the border.

Speaking at the Border Security Expo in San Antonio, Thomas Homan singled out sanctuary cities and the ongoing congressional debate over so-called “Dreamers.”

Homan, who said that he “100 percent support[s] the wall,” added that he is “sick and tired of the vilification of the men and women of ICE and the Border Patrol.

Horman said. “If you violate the laws of this country, if you enter illegally, which is a crime, it’s not going to be OK anymore.”
“It irritates me that a politician who has never held a badge and a gun, who doesn’t understand what we do every day, makes a decision of putting their own political careers ahead of the health and safety of a law enforcement officer.”

ICE formalized a policy to send deportation agents to federal, state and local courthouses to make arrests. ICE will enter courthouses only for specific targets, such as convicted criminals, gang members, public safety threats and immigrants who have been previously deported or ordered to leave.

Drain the D.C. swamp – the swamp is slowly drying up

American voters and everyday hard working citizens have had a great week.

* Three congressmen announce they are resigning from congress for misconduct.

* More congress men and women are under investigation for misconduct.

* Corrupt IRS director announces he will soon retire.

* Immoral, corrupt, criminal news reporters and news media supervisors and CEO’s are being fired for sexual misconduct.

* Female victims of sexual attacks, abuse and rape by Hollywood elite actors and directors are being named daily.

* Corrupt FBI and DOJ agents FBI and DOJ supervisors are under investigation for for gross misconduct.

* President Trump announces he will enforce a law passed in 1995 by a then democrat controlled congress and singed into law by a democrat president Clinton that requires that the United States recognize Jerusalem as Israels capitol and to establish an American embassy in Jerusalem.

Black Lives Matter Demand Boycott Of White Owned Businesses

Black Lives Matter boycott of white owned businesses is a windfall making for a very green white owned business Christmas season.

Small business owners said “walk in store traffic is up, store shoppers saying they feel safer.”

Owners said “theft and shoplifting is down to near zero, vandalism and cleanup cost are down making for a more profitable holiday sales season.”

Chelsea Handler – Hollywood Causes Hate Crimes And Terrorism In America

Innocent people get attacked, assaulted.terrorized. Chelsea Handler and Hollywood’s hate filled speech, violence and murder filled TV and movies spewing onto American air ways, TV screens and movie screens.

A woman is lucky to be alive as upscale Baltimore neighborhood terrorized by marauding bands of teens wielding wooden boards. Attacking at least four people.
A vicious group of around 10 to 15 juveniles committed at least four attacks in the South Baltimore area, a city councilman said, police believe the incidents are related.

Chelsea Handler you and Hollywood are the problem the problem with your constant tweets of hate, anti-God, anti-American speech that separates the country.

Chelsea Handler and Hollywood glorifies hate, hate crimes, murder, mass killings and violence.

Border Security The Truth Is ….

National Retail Federation (NRF), said Americans are expected to spend a record $9.1 billion on costumes, candy and pumpkins this Halloween.

That’s 9.1 ‘Billion’ US Dollars.

Don’t let the liberal left-wing Democrats tell you that America can’t afford to build a 10 billion dollar border wall to secure our southern border while they are busy lining their pockets with PAC and Taxpayer dollars and stuffing Halloween candy in their lying mouths.

Black Racist Terrorize White Police Officers And University Students

Black protesters in St. Louis turned violent Friday, with at least four cops being assaulted and numerous demonstrators maced.

St. Louis Police Department said Friday evening that the protests were “no longer considered peaceful,” as protesters threw bottles at officers, smashed police vehicle windshields, ignored officers’ requests to clear a roadway ultimately leaving at least four cops with injuries.
pieceofshit Michael Issacson, an adjunct-professor at the John Jay College of Criminal Justice, and known Antifa leader, said “Some of y’all might think it sucks being an anti-fascist teacher at John Jay College but I think it’s a privilege to teach future dead cops.”

Michael Issacson harbors total disdain for the active and future police officers that he teachers at John Jay College.
Recent media reports have revealed Issacson’s disgusting anti-police attitudes and his gleeful embrace of political violence, including terrorism violence against police officers, as expressed in his own social media postings.

This dung heap should not be allowed on campus until he takes a bath and gets a hair cut.

A black Louisiana man has been charged after he threatened to kill white people and children.
Jacob Watson, 22, was jailed after he told a woman and her grandchildren at a local park that he’d kill all white people, then kill children at a nearby school.

Watson, is currently on probation, was charged on two counts of terrorizing, which have been added to his reported criminal history that already includes theft and battery, burglary and narcotics arrests.

Lamont Deshon Barrett, 31, a black substitute teacher was charged with indecent liberties with a child. An investigation was opened after a 16 year old student at Rocky River High School reportedly came forward saying Barrett had touched them inappropriately.

Barrett also allegedly showed the student “inappropriate videos of sexual nature.”
Police confirmed that more students came forward with similar accusations after the arrest of Lamont Deshon Barrett was made.